SpaghettiOs Pulled From Shelves!

WASHINGTON – Two popular grocery items are being pulled off the shelves — SpaghettiOs that weren't adequately heated during processing, and Marie Callender's frozen dinners that pose a salmonella risk.

The Department of Agriculture announced both recalls late Thursday. Conagra foods is recalling all Marie Callender's brand cheesy chicken and rice frozen meals after they were possibly linked to an outbreak of 30 salmonella illnesses in 15 states.

And Campbell Soup Co. is recalling 15 million pounds of SpaghettiOs with meatballs after a cooker malfunctioned at one of the company's plants in Texas.

ConAgra said it was recalling the Marie Callender's meals after the company was informed by the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention of at least eight people who had fallen ill with salmonella poisoning after eating the dinners.

Ain't that some bullshit! You know the end is near when a kid can't even enjoy a kid of SpaghettiOs anymore. And how do you manage to fuck up SpaghettiOs? Unruly motherfuckers.

I Came Home For Lunch Today...

And I bet you can figure out why. Spaghetti might be the GOAT re-heated food.

Slacking...

Not a whole lot of posts lately - I know. So if you do read this piece of shit, I do apologize. Especially considering that there have been some interesting things out there to speak on lately.

I cooked up this delicious ass pot of spaghetti tonight. It was heaven sent. I can't believe how amazingly talented I am. Store bought pasta, but homemade sauce. Yes ladies, I can cook. My bachelor portfolio is off the charts. So ladies, if you're pulling your panties down now, its with good reason.