You're Not Fooling Anybody, Zo.

Alright, we get it Zo. You're a good ol' fun-loving country boy who plays the game for fun! You're just a big kid out there having fun! Like backyard football! GET A NEW FUCKING HAT. That shit you wore at your press conference was fucking repulsive. I didn't feel more "connected to you" because you wore a dirty piece of shit hat like these analysts would have you believe. Sweat stains are gross. They stink, they're dirty, and they make you itch. Take your corny ass to LIDS and get a fuckin decent hat. Its one thing when a celebrity goes out of their way to let you know that they're rich. It's another when they go out of their way to let you know that they're "just one of the guys." Get a hat, faggot!

Documenting Lorenzo

As speculated yesterday, the quarterback who will now be known simply as "Zo," is making his return to the NFL as a Minnesota Viking pending physical. I don't really care to talk about that shit. Instead, I'd rather just blog the reactions that I'm seeing and hearing everywhere.

"FUCK Zo" - mavsman13 on ISS.com.

"I am so sick of Zo....just give it up, you're over the hill" - dukeballer15 on ISS.com

"Zo needs to get knock the fk out during one of em scrimmages." - trbo823 on ISS.com

"Zo, please die. Thanks." - @careyj2 on Twitter.com

"Dear Zo, Please RETIRE... that is all" - @elektrik788 on Twitter.com

...To Be Continued.

Really?

Really? No commentary. Just...really?