HOOD FIGHT ALERT: Dude Gets Knocked Out Cold

I don't even be on my blog like that anymore...but ain't nothing like a good KO to bring me home.

HOOD FIGHT ALERT: Big Dude Fights Over Oreos

Apparently, little man took big dude's Oreos. And fuck - you had to know that wasn't going to go over well.

How do you lose a fight to somebody with no type of mobility? haha.

HOOD FIGHT ALERT: Old White Guy Keeps It Trilla

This ain't really a hood fight per se, but is HAS to be seen. The combos were vicious. I hope I can still do that when I'm...shit, I hope I can do it now.

HOOD FIGHT ALERT: Giant Gonzalez Serves Up A Twig

That shit isn't even fair.

HOOD FIGHT ALERT: Two Broads Throw Down

Check it out. Two skanks throw down...titties flop out...and other fuckery ensues. NSFW.

HOOD FIGHT ALERT: Boy And Girl Scrap On School Bus

Quick story. When I was younger, a girl tried to fight me at the bus stop. Obviously, I'm not trying to fight a girl. So this bitch (who was like 372.5 lbs) locks up with me...and I'm just trying to push her away. The bus rides by and sees this big ass hoe pushing me back. So the word at school the next day was that "I got beat up by a girl." Moral of the story - whip a girl's ass if you have to. Fuck em. Double standard ass bullshit.

I'm obviously still mad about that shit.

HOOD FIGHT ALERT: Four Women Whip Dude's Ass

I had to start posting these on my blog because I, like many of you, can't resist watching a good hood fight. In this one, four women and a guy get into it at the Chinese Food spot. I wish I understood what was going on...but the ass whipping is very evident.