Air Jordan III: White/Red Wear Test Sample

A pair of white/red Jordan III wear test samples popped up on eBay this week. I'm not too sure on what run of III's these were produced with, but according to the seller, it was the 2006 group. Apparently, eight pairs of these exist. If you ask me, great colorway - bad execution. You can't go wrong with a white/red Jordan colorway. But the way it was carried out was sub par. You absolutely need the elephant print. Especially in red? That's a no-brainer. I'd use it in the traditional heel and toe areas, as well as between the lace holders. I have to say, the leather ankle liner is a great touch. Maybe I would have done something else with the tongue as well. Overall, not a horrendous sample - but one they probably made the right choice on when they didn't put it out. For more pictures, click here.

Matched up...with Rashard Lewis?

So for the last week or so, Rashard Lewis has been having this contest on Twitter/Facebook. He's been asking random questions - the winners getting a spot in his fantasy football contest. The grand prize for winning this league is 4 autographed Orlando Magic jerseys. WHOA! Now I had been trying to answer these questions all week. Unsuccessfully, of course. Just always seemed to be somebody quicker to the draw. I pretty much gave up on being part of the league going into the weekend. Until the weekend was here. Yesterday, Shard was asking more questions for more spaces in the game. He had already done Rashard Lewis trivia, a look alike contest, among other things. This time, he was asking users to complete the lyrics from his Hyperize commercial. He said the first line from a verse, you e-mailed him the next line. I knew it was my opportunity to get in this thing. He throws a couple lyrics out, and like usual, I'm not quick enough. But I sensed a pattern. If he was doing the first line in every verse, I was just going to have an answer ready and hoped that it turned out to be a question he asked. Sure enough, I refresh his Twitter, and see the question I need to see. I click over to my e-mail with the quickness and send the e-mail I had prepared. I then wait. And wait. And wait. Finally, A new Tweet from Rashard. Dun dun dunnnnn. I look at it, and sure enough, he's typed the answer along with my name. I'm in this thing! Playing fantasy football in the cleverly named "Rushyard Lewis" league. Hopefully, I can bring home that grand prize. I'll settle for beating Rashard in our matchup. Just so I can tell my kids I beat a NBA player. *cough*

Happy Birfday To The KANG!

Showing a little birfday love to the greatest entertainer who ever lived. We miss you, Mike. Much love.

-Brandon

FAIL Vol. 3

Jason Campbell gets no respect from the Redskins or CBS.

B-Marsh Gets Suspended

The Broncos suspended receiver Brandon (great name) Marshall indefinitely for conduct detrimental to the team today. After a day in which he phoned in practice and conducted interviews to reiterate his displeasure with the organization, Denver took the action that they felt was best for the team. Now ever since this asshole McDaniels took over, I've done nothing but blame him for everything that's gone wrong. But this - this is a primadonna receiver issue. I'm not even upset at the fact that the kid wants a new contract. I'm upset at the fact that he continues to do shit off the field that makes signing him to a big contract such gamble. Plus, his bitch ass antics are only decreasing his trade value. Making it less likely that the Broncos will actually move his punk ass before the season starts. I gotta say, as a sports fan, I've experienced two really fucked up offseasons. The Summer of Shaq. And whatever this bullshit is happening to Denver this year. Its completely unfair as a fan to have to put up with such disarray in an organization. To patiently wait for and support players while they're developing - only to see another team reap the benefits. Fuck that. Nevertheless, I hope he finds his way to another team soon. I'm tired of dealing with his bullshit. And hopefully, with his departure, we can start moving forward again. Which we haven't done in a very long time.

Rey Jr. Violates WWE Wellness Policy

WWE fan favorite Rey Mysterio Jr. was suspended for 30 today's after what is being called a violation of the WWE's "Wellness Policy." According to the Wellness Policy, a superstar is suspended 30 days without pay for their first violation. Now anybody who's familiar with this over-jacked midget knows this was inevitable. But of course, that's just me assuming he was suspended for being on that Rashard Lewis. Maybe this little freak was fuckin with (THAT RAW!). Needless to say, I find it amusing that friend and family of Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit keep getting nailed on this program. You'd think a couple lessons would have been learned by their untimely and tragic deaths. But at the same time, I guarantee there's a lot of pressure coming from the top to be in peak condition. You can tell that much by the non-talented muscle heads they like to hire these days. Whatever the case, its quite comical watching somebody that the company touts as a role model to children get caught up with this shit. You have to wonder if they'd ever suspend John Cena, The Undertaker, or Triple H for any violations. I can guarantee between the three of them, there have been several overlooked incidents. Ah well. Kick rocks, Rey. I don't like you anyways. Hope you call it a career. Peace.

R.I.P Teddy

Taking a moment out to recognize the passing of Senator Ted Kennedy. He died last night at the age of 77 after battling with a malignant brain tumor for over a year. I'd like to salute him for being a key leader in getting many laws, bills, as well as reform issues brought to the table and passed. His latest project was assisting our President in health care reform - and its up to us to make sure we handle this situation in a way that would have made Senator Kennedy proud. Rest In Peace. This country will certainly miss you.

Sketti O' The Day

In today's Sketti O' The Day, we have...Spaghetti Pie. In this concoction, you take the actual spaghetti noodles and make what is supposed to be the "crust." Then, you use the sauce, beef, cheese, and shit to create the "filling." I have to say, I can't fuck with this. Why? Because I don't want baked ass, crunchy noodles in my spaghetti. It destroys one of the key components of a quality spaghetti dish. At least it isn't what I thought it was going to be at first. Spaghetti baked into an actual pie crust. Scust. I give this sketti 1.5/5. Melted cheese always earns you something.

R.I.P Aaliyah "Baby Girl" Haughton (1979-2001)

Eight years ago today, we lost one of the brightest and most beautiful talents to come along in music, Aaliyah. As you may or may not know, she was tragically killed along with several members of her crew and staff when their plane crashed in the Bahamas. That crash would rob us not only of one of music's best talents, but of one of it's most kind and generous people as well. What I always remember about Aaliyah is how beautiful she was. Not in a sexist 'reducing her to a sex symbol' kind of way. But rather in a way where you were always in 'awe' of her because she never looked less than stellar.

I recall the music as well. "Age Ain't Nothin' But a Number" coming out and killing the airwaves as the R. Kelly scandal went down. "Back and Forth" being an absolute smash record everywhere. Remember trying to figure out how exactly she spelled her name? The first time we all heard "One In A Million" and realized that Aaliyah and Timbaland would be a force in music for years. Who can forget the first time they heard "Are You That Somebody?" I don't know if its just because I lived in Virginia at the time, but it had to be one of the biggest records I've ever heard in terms of radio/tv/club play. Last, but not least, I'll never forget watching her look as amazing as ever in the "Rock The Boat video. This one is always bittersweet because while you can appreciate the music and visuals, this was the video they were filming in the Bahamas prior to her passing. Always a tough one to watch. There's obviously so many more Aaliyah records and moments that can be recounted. But mainly, I just wanted to briefly remember this young lady and her contributions to the world of entertainment. She'll never be forgotten - she'll always be loved.

R.I.P Baby Girl
Brandon

FAIL Vol. 2

Sprite and weed. Breakfast of champions.

Grand Feeling

Last night, the Colorado Rockies beat the San Fransisco (*wrist flick*) Giants as OF Ryan Spilborghs hit a walk-off grand slam in the bottom of the 14th inning. The granny cam after an inning in which the Giants had hit their way to to what seemed to be a insurmountable 4-1 lead. Perhaps a bit of poetic justice as well, as Spilborghs blew a great opportunity in the 10th where he grounded into a double play with a baserunner on third. Additionally, he had a fielding error in the 14th that lead to a Giants triple in what looked like a winning rally. You would have noticed the weight of the world falling off his shoulders while he flew around the bases looking like the white Usain Bolt.

I've been watching Rockies baseball for quite some time, and between this team an the 07 team, the Rockies are starting to establish themselves as a team with great resolve. We're one of the best young teams in baseball and its really a pleasure to see how much this thing turned around after a horrendous start. Salute Manager of the Year, Jim Tracy. The celebration can only last but so long, as the first place Dodgers are in town. Followed immediately by another series with the Giants, this time in San Francisco (*wrist flick*).

FAIL Vol. 1

Ouch. Although, I have to say he fit like a glove in Atlanta.

Just In Case You Didn't Know, I LOVE The Wire

So I'm sitting here at the ol' PC tonight - and it dawns on me that I'd like to Youtube the theme song from the fourth season of "The Wire." I click play and prepare to enjoy its dopeness. First note kicks in. And it happens. I get overwhelmed with emotion. YES. EMOTION. I'm sitting here sad as fuck that this show just doesn't exist anymore. Not just "oh gee golly, wish they still showed that" emotion. But rather some "please don't act like a bitch and cry" emotion. That's how important it was to me. That's the way I connected to the show. The characters. The themes. The writing. Just fucking hour long, raw uncut Colombian TV drama coke.

I actually think I'm going through the stages of grieving with this show. First, I was in denial. In my mind, the show was so ill, that there was no way HBO wasn't going to re-up for one more season. Next, I felt anger towards HBO for actually canceling this brilliance. And towards stupid ass people who spent their Sunday Nights watching inferior bullshit. Then, I indulged in a little bargaining. Simply letting God know that I need this show in my life and I'll become a better man if I get it back. That shit ain't work either. Now, I believe I'm in the fourth stage. Straight up depression. Just sad ass, can't live with this, missing 'The Wire' depression. The problem is - I don't see myself reaching that fifth stage anytime soon. This is why. I love that the show never had a chance to jump shark. I love that I'm not like some Simpson fan, clinging to a show that was last good about 10 years ago. At the same time, I just fuckin miss it. I just miss it. Nevertheless, thank you David Simon for being the mind behind the greatest television show that will ever grace my screen. I am forever in your debt. I can't ever imagine there will be anything quite like it.

PS - I hate even seeing actors from The Wire playing new roles. I like to remember them as they were. Shit was real to me!

They Should Have Neva Gave You Niggas Money Vol. 3

No better way to display what welfare sent you than to drown your baby in twenties.

You're Not Fooling Anybody, Zo.

Alright, we get it Zo. You're a good ol' fun-loving country boy who plays the game for fun! You're just a big kid out there having fun! Like backyard football! GET A NEW FUCKING HAT. That shit you wore at your press conference was fucking repulsive. I didn't feel more "connected to you" because you wore a dirty piece of shit hat like these analysts would have you believe. Sweat stains are gross. They stink, they're dirty, and they make you itch. Take your corny ass to LIDS and get a fuckin decent hat. Its one thing when a celebrity goes out of their way to let you know that they're rich. It's another when they go out of their way to let you know that they're "just one of the guys." Get a hat, faggot!

They Should Have Neva Gave You Niggas Money Vol. 2

I don't even know what's going on here.

Rashard Lewis Shows Off His Steroid Physique

Man, if you're going to get suspended for being on the stuff - you need to at least come out looking like the black Lou Ferrigno. He should appeal that suspension, - and when they ask why, just flex.

Orlando Inks White Chocolate

In news that would have been amazing 10 years ago, Orlando inked the recently un-retired Jason "White Chocolate" Williams to a deal today. The terms haven't been disclosed, but I'm imagining a one-year deal. The 2009 version of JDub may be a little washed up, but on a quality team where he's a third point guard and familiar with the system, not a bad last minute addition. Of course, unlike everybody else on the team, this goof somehow has championship experience and a ring to show for it. So if anything, you're getting somebody who's been around winners before, played and thrived in a system that allows you to shoot, and knows how to play the position. Good luck to Jason. Hope he brings a piece to the puzzle.

Documenting Lorenzo

As speculated yesterday, the quarterback who will now be known simply as "Zo," is making his return to the NFL as a Minnesota Viking pending physical. I don't really care to talk about that shit. Instead, I'd rather just blog the reactions that I'm seeing and hearing everywhere.

"FUCK Zo" - mavsman13 on ISS.com.

"I am so sick of Zo....just give it up, you're over the hill" - dukeballer15 on ISS.com

"Zo needs to get knock the fk out during one of em scrimmages." - trbo823 on ISS.com

"Zo, please die. Thanks." - @careyj2 on Twitter.com

"Dear Zo, Please RETIRE... that is all" - @elektrik788 on Twitter.com

...To Be Continued.

TNA Fires The Don!

This is my first wrestling-related entry. Dope. Late yesterday, I stumbled across the sad and stunning news that TNA color commentator Don West was being replaced by former ECW champion Taz in the booth. The announcement stunning because of how increasingly entertaining Don had become on he headsets in recent months. For several years, TNA's commentary was a drawback of the show - and people often pointed to West as the reason. In February, he started a transformation into a heel ('bad guy' for you non-wrestling heads) and seemingly had found his niche. Filling broadcasts with crude one-liners and subliminal humor and any quick witted person could appreciate, Don made himself an asset to the product instead of a liability. People may wonder what the big deal is - an announcer gone, you move on. Well, in the world of pro-wrestling, an announcer is almost as important as the performers. Obviously - the actions are pre-determined, therefore, you need a color commentator and play-by-play guy that can really sell the matches as if they weren't. It comes as no surprise to me that TNA's overall product has been better in recent months - coinciding with West's noticeable improvement. He certainly wasn't the main and only reason - but definitely a factor.

Some people may recognize Don West from the sports cards shows on Shop-At-Home in the 90's. He was the 'loud guy' who screamed at the top of his lungs and spit all over the merchandise. Even earning a Saturday Night Love parody based on he and his co-hosts. As a child who was heavily into sports cards, I watched that show religiously. I'll always be a fan of Don West. Whatever he may do from here on out, I wish him the best of luck. And I leave you with one of my favorite quotes of his. "Crackerjack! That's what happens when you snitch." Peace, Don.

Really?

Really? No commentary. Just...really?

Say It Ain't So, El Tigre

We've heard the stat. 14-0 when holding the lead going into the final round of a major. Unbeatable. Unshakeable. Today, Tiger Woods was shakeable as he handed The PGA Championship to Korean sensation, YE Yang. In uncharacteristic fashion, Tiger misread puts, hit tee shots into bunkers, and played relatively conserative golf in route to what may have been the biggest major upset in golf history. Does this make Tiger less great? Of course not - he's still the best to ever pick up a club. But it certainly is his human moment. This is the last couple fights of Ali's career. This is Michael Jordan getting ousted from the 1995 playoffs. This is Ali's loss to Ken Norton. And now, its Tiger Woods losing a major despite going into the final round with a lead. So what happens now? We wait. We have to - as it was his last chance to win a major in 2009. His last chance to put another chink into that Jack Nicklaus armor. Nevertheless, what an excellent performance by YE Yang. I ain't really happy for the fucker. But he was paired with Tiger, trailed Tiger, and beat Tiger. How many people can say that? Kudos, YE.

Vick Lands On His Feet

How does one report this story? A feel good story? A celebration? An injustice? No matter how you report it, Michael Vick getting his second chance by signing two-year contract with the Philadelphia Eagles is undoubtedly the story of the day. And as expected, the feelings regarding his return to the gridiron have been mixed. Some are happy to see him bounce back. Some aren't a fan of him as a person, but like the news as fans of the game. Some are just downright disappointed. I fall into the category of people who are happy to see him bounce back. Don't get me wrong; I know the severity of what he did. I'm what they'd call a "dog lover" myself. My dog is my world. Damn near a child to me. I'd do unimaginable things to anybody who did harm to him. Saying that, I'd like to believe that if I ever did anything wrong, people would be willing to give me a second shot at life as well. I know I'm not flawless (I know, hard to believe, but I'm not). I'm not above a careless mistake. Or even a mistake that I'm fully aware of. I don't believe anybody is. Michael did his time. He'll serve whatever suspension Goodell has in place for him - and it'll be time for the detractors to let it go.

Furthermore, whether people like it or not, Michael Vick is one of the most looked up to athletes in sports. Kids love him. What an opportunity for MV7 to really step into that role. As a guy that children should actually be proud to look up to. And hopefully in the process, they discover Tony Dungy and look up to him too.

Budden Finally Gets It Right

In a previous post, I noted that I don't like Joe Budden. Well I don't. I think he's a fuckin goof. Saying that, I can put shit aside and enjoy the music if its good. And, much to my surprise, this motherfucker finally delivered on a released retail album. Joe's latest effort, Escape Route, is his best work to date. The work you expected when he dropped that dud the last time out. While not as conceptually rooted as Padded Room, this album is Joe really giving the fans (and non-fans) what they want to hear from him. A darker Budden, spitting dope lyrics, not relying on his punchlines as much, and finally getting production that's on par with his skill level. So if you haven't yet, check the album out. It's good work and I'd like to see your feedback too. Now if he'd stop acting like a faggot on the Innanetz, I might become a fan.

PS - I haven't been AMAZED by an album all year long. Waiting for that potential classic.

White Folks Are Losing It!

I can't say I'm a political expert by any means. Most people aren't - they just like to run their mouth for the sake of doing so. But I have to say, over the last several days, I've been enjoying watching these health care town hall meetings. Not for the political content of these gatherings - but for the crazy ass white folks that are showing up to these things. These people are mad as fuck. And I don't even think this is all about health care - I think they're just being opportunistic in letting all that frustration from November rear its ugly head now. No matter the case, I'm highly entertained by them. The guy pictured above completely lashed out at Senator Arlen Specter today, letting him know that he and his cronies will have to answer to God! A couple of hours ago, I saw a couple black women getting escorted out of a town hall meetings for what I believe was actual physical violence. (yes, I know I said white people...but really, its mostly white people.) I can only hope health care is fuckin never settled! Because these town hall meetings are becoming the highlights of my day.

Sketti O' The Day

Now, I can admit that its not the best picture. But what I'm showing is fuckin delicious. I've only been able to have this while I lived in Germany - and I was almost killed for it once. Its called Spaghetti Eis or Spaghetti Ice Cream. Essentially - its ice cream that you run through one of those spaghetti cutting fuckin things, top it with a bunch of fudge or strawberry sauce and other toppings, and devour like a plate of spaghetti. When I was a kid in Nazi land, I used to covet the days when my parents would give me enough marks to get spaghetti ice cream from the truck. One day I wanted it so bad, I stole money from my dad's pocket. Then I thought it would be wise to still ask him if I could have money for the ice cream truck. Needless to say, that didn't turn out well and I got the ass whipping of my life. Literally some life changing shit. That was the day I became a pretty decent kid. But getting off that tangent - this shit is delicious. And I don't know why I loved it so much. It's the same thing you'd eat otherwise, just cut up like spaghetti. Gotta love being a kid. This sketti gets a 5/5. Perfect. Peace!

Eldrick!

I can't say I always find golf interesting. But when Eldrick has that look in his eye, its must-see television. Yesterday, Tiger Woods took his 7th Bridgestone Invitational championship to capture his 70th tour win at the age of 33. "Who the next fastest" you may ask? Try Jack Nicklaus at age 40. Sam Snead rounds out the top three at age 41. Tiger Woods has 7 years on the greatest golfer to ever live (well, at least pre-Tiger) in terms of tour victories. Amazing feat to say the least. Whether you enjoy the sport or not - we are in the presence of true greatness. A player so dominant, that his achievements may not be topped in our lifetime. Next up? The PGA Championship in Minnesota, where Tiger seeks his 5th title there and 15th major overall. Now, we just sit back and observe.

Jumpoff Joey Got Socked

So late Saturday night, I'm browsing some forums and they're all abuzz because Joe Budden was reportedly punched in the eye by a member of Wu-Tang Clan member Raekwon's entourage while blogging backstage at Rock The Bells. According to Budden, Raekwon strolled in 6 deep and forced an apology out of the New Jersey emcee that was to be recorded for his IceWaterTV internet channel. One way or another, things escalated, and Joe Budden was punched in the eye by one of Raekwon's goonies. Joe Budden, being the usual embarrassing Joe Budden, then vlogged about the situation. Complete with ice over his eye and an IceWaterInc. bandanna that was dropped by one of Rae's guys. Furthermore, its being said that the two crews (IceWater/Wu and Slaughterhouse) confronted each other during the concert that was being held later that night - to the point where cops had to separate the crews and escort Raekwon and Rza to their bus in attempt to allow Slaughterhouse to make their scheduled performance.

Now, until the footage is released by either camp, the details remain sketchy at best. We do know Raekwon and company ambushed Joey's little blog session. We know Joey got punched in the eye. Other than that - everything is pure speculation. I do know this though: Wu-Tang is a different group of individuals. They're not the type to stand in a cipher and trade punchlines. They're not the type to get all cute and exchange blog video disses back and forth. They're known to handle their problems in the streets. If you throw dirt on their name - you better be ready to be confronted. I'm not saying their ways are right - and I surely hope this doesn't escalate to the point where somebody is shot - but when guys like Joe Budden who tend to run their mouth too much get out of line, you best believe situations like tonight will occur.

Fuck Joe Budden though. He's a corny motherfucker. I don't care if it was a sucker punch.

Sketti O' The Day

Man, I don't even have to tell you what this is. When you were a kid, if your parents half-way cared about you, you know about this. Chef Boyaredee basketti and meatballs. Mmm mmm. This is some stellar canned food. So if you're lazy (like me) or live in hurricane area (like me), Boyardizzle comes through in a big way with this incredible eatery. Remember the Smurf Chef Boyaredee products? Oh shit! Don't get me started. Anyways, I give this sketti a 3.5/5. Really solid for something I can store for like 10 years and its still edible.

They Should Have Neva Gave You Niggas Money! Vol. 1

Holy shit.

Ut oh...Billy Mays was not Oxi-Clean

An autopsy report surfaced late Friday declaring cocaine (THAT RAW!) as a contributing factor to the death of TV pitchman Billy Mays. According to the report - the cocaine took part in the development of the heart disease that killed him. Initially, you're thinking "no, not Billy!" Then you reflect on his ads and infomercials - and it hits you. We should have seen this coming! Nobody can be that hyper or excited over a fuckin broom. Or some gardening gloves. Or a towel. This shit was obvious as hell - and we ignored it. Nevertheless, I don't think the worst of Billy Mays. He owed nothing to me but top notch pitching and that's what he did, dammit. If the man needed to snort a little bit of coke (THAT RAW!) to get to that point, who am I to judge him? RIP William Darrell Mays. TV hasn't been the same without you. I've been sleeping in more often. Because your infomercials aren't on to wake me up in the middle of the damn night anymore. *salute*



(THAT RAW!)

Nike Reveals LeBron VII

To be perfectly honest - I'm not a technology guy. My ass ain't doing anything important enough on any court to really be bothered. So, I'm all for hot designs - and this, ladies and gentleman, meets my standards. What a hot motherfuckin shoe. The 360 Max, the flywire, the patent. What a beautiful creation. This is the type of stuff that makes me excited about sneakers again. Fuck a retro. Fuck a fusion. New designs and concepts prevail every time. I think LeConfiscate is going to get my money this go-round. Kudos, Nike.

PS - This and that Dwight Howard Commander LT have me really loving shoes again.

A Less Rocky Day In Denver

It's been a rough couple days for me as a sports fan. Rashard Lewis was suspended for performance enhancers and the Rockies lost their series to the Phillies in very poor fashion. Today, I woke up from my afternoon nap to a bit of good news. The Denver Broncos have finally signed playmaking runningback Knowshon Moreno. 5 year deal worth 23 million dollars, 13 of those millions being guaranteed. *sigh* Must be nice. Anyhow - I'm happy to see this deal finally get done and maybe we can make something of this season. I expect 1-15, 2-14 type football. 3-13 would just blow my fuckin mind. Go Broncos!

99% Of Your Fans Don't Exist

No rapper has ever caught my attention quite like Canibus in 1997. Its unbelievable to think that its been 12 years since 'Bis was all the talk in hiphop. And contrary to today's standards - he did this with pure lyricism. Not a look, a dance, a catchy beat, or a T-Pain assisted track. Raw, clever, ahead-of-his-time lyricism. He rendered emcees as damn near hopeless in any attempt to best him on a track, most notably, on the Lost Boyz track 'Beasts From The East.'

Now, as things would turn out, Canibus wouldn't quite pan out to be the emcee people thought he'd be. He engaged in warfare with legendary emcee LL Cool J and came up short (I personally felt he won, the public felt otherwise). But worst of all, he dropped an album which is often labeled as the most disappointing hiphop. From there, his buzz would never be the same and the legend that was Canibus was put to rest. People who have continued to listen to Canibus will tell you that he's actually rebounded quite well and put out a couple of great albums. I'll certainly add my name to that list of people. Others who gave up listening to Canibus in 1998 will tell you that he's the biggest waste of talent in hiphop history. A sad turn of events for one of the true wordsmiths in the genre.

Anyways, sha-fiyah on the ISS boards reminded me of a freestyle he did on a DJ Clue tape and it just reminded me of a time where I'd sit on my computer all night, load up Napster, and que every Canibus-related file I could find. He was one of the true 'rewind-worthy' emcees of our time. One of those guys who inspired me to pick up a pen and write when I was heavy into that.

For your listening pleasure, Canibus - DJ Clue Freestyle

Sketti O' The Day

This is not my sketti. I stole the shit from Photobucket. It's clearly not mine because its some fucked up kind of vegetable spaghetti. Who decorates their spaghetti with green vegetables? Half-assed attempt at going vegan. I rate this sketti a 0 out 5. Because it does nothing for me. Gross looking to be honest.

I want YOUR spaghetti flicks. If you have them and wouldn't mind sharing, drop me a line at iwantspaghetti@gmail.com. If you're a female, and want to include some nudes, I won't argue. Peace!

Raw Lew Caught That 'Spension!

Putting a damper on what has been an incredible offseason for the Orlando Magic, the $120 million dollar man Rashard Lewis tested positive yesterday for the banned substance 'dehydroepiandrosterone' or DHEA. It is found in over-the-counter supplements, and from what I've read, basically assists in rejuvenating your muscles. In a statement released after the news broke, Lewis said that he mistakenly took a supplement that contained the substance. And I'm inclined to believe him. Because I'm biased as fuck. And you can't do shit about it.

Now, I don't want to play 'mad conspiracy theorist fan.' However, who the fuck believes that lanky ass Rashard Lewis is the only guy testing positive for enhancers in the NBA? When is the last time you've ever heard a NBA player testing positive for performance enhancers? They said he tested positive during the playoffs - well why did he continue to play games? Why are we just learning about this in August? Should the fact that the suspension is only 10 games lead me to conclude that after some kind of investigation, they too determined that it was a mistake? But that's the thing with these professional sports leagues. They let some water cooler talking ass beat writers break the news they should be breaking. Answer the questions they should be answering. That's why Major League Baseball is in the position they're in. Credibility down the drain. Some random person holding names from the '2003 list' at ransom, embarrassing the league week by week, month by month.

Anyhow, this wasn't well thought out or anything. One of those, 'I just woke up - wanna talk about some shit' type blogs. Rashard should have been more responsible with whatever he was taking at the time. So he's not without fault. But again - there's more. We know there's more. Stern knows there's more. And I think the Orlando Magic forward is being made the sacrificial lamb so the league can say "see! we don't ignore performance enhancers!" Bye.