Friday, August 21, 2009

You're Not Fooling Anybody, Zo.


Alright, we get it Zo. You're a good ol' fun-loving country boy who plays the game for fun! You're just a big kid out there having fun! Like backyard football! GET A NEW FUCKING HAT. That shit you wore at your press conference was fucking repulsive. I didn't feel more "connected to you" because you wore a dirty piece of shit hat like these analysts would have you believe. Sweat stains are gross. They stink, they're dirty, and they make you itch. Take your corny ass to LIDS and get a fuckin decent hat. Its one thing when a celebrity goes out of their way to let you know that they're rich. It's another when they go out of their way to let you know that they're "just one of the guys." Get a hat, faggot!

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