Sketti Fiend Number 000000-02: Nick aka sactownxsi

Whattup folks? Last week I was delighted to see that the homie Nick dropped me this nifty little picture on the Twitter thing-a-ma-jig. I gotta say, this shit looks mighty delicious. And cheesy. Ain't nothing like a good order of spaghetti from the local spots in the little foil tray. Add on the fresh bread on the side?

I didn't even ask for his permission to use that picture either. And I'm not going to. Jacking (pause) for sketti pics.

HOOD FIGHT ALERT: Two Broads Throw Down

Check it out. Two skanks throw down...titties flop out...and other fuckery ensues. NSFW.

Grind Time Battle: Kid Twist vs. Fresco

Great battle between these two pasty ass white boys.

"The Wu Massacre" Trailer 3

Wu about to have the album of the year two years in a row.

Audio: Black Thought - "The Professional"

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Good LORD! HEAT ROCKS! Top 10 DOA.

HOOD FIGHT ALERT: Boy And Girl Scrap On School Bus

Quick story. When I was younger, a girl tried to fight me at the bus stop. Obviously, I'm not trying to fight a girl. So this bitch (who was like 372.5 lbs) locks up with me...and I'm just trying to push her away. The bus rides by and sees this big ass hoe pushing me back. So the word at school the next day was that "I got beat up by a girl." Moral of the story - whip a girl's ass if you have to. Fuck em. Double standard ass bullshit.

I'm obviously still mad about that shit.

Joker The Bailbondsman f. Bizzy Bone - "Money In A Ziplock Bag" Music Video

This is an oldie, but goody. Anybody who remembers BET Uncut should remember this classic ass record.

Girls That White Guys Like, But Black Guys Don't Vol. 2

Today's victim is Nicole Kidman. Lanky, no titties, no ass, pale as a muhfucka Nicole Kidman. This hoe has the sex appeal of an ironing board. And the body of one as well. Plus she's like 7'3. Look at how her skin blends in with her white dress. That shit is pathetic.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I ain't even gonna say shit. Just watch it all the way through.

Beyonce f. Lady GaGa - "Video Phone" Music Video

Ever get the impression that considering her talent and vocal ability, Beyonce makes some very underwhelming music? Seriously...how relevant a record is "Video Phone" going to be 10 years from now?

Saying that, if I were back in my puberty days, I woulda beat my meat to this.

Return Of The Mack

You liiiiiiiied to me, all those times I said that I Love You...yes I tried, yes I tri-i-ied.

What's up, readers? I took a little break from blogging for a few days. Just because I was hammered down with a lot of other shit and didn't really feel like it. But now I kinda feel like speaking on some shit. Wanna read it? Here it goes.

The Broncos have went from 6-0 to awful. In a very short amount of time. They lost to Washington this past weekend. Needless to say, I was very disgusted in our performance. I've been viewing Washington as the "get back on track" game for the last couple weeks - and not only do we lose it, we lose it heading into an AFC West showdown with the Chargers next week. Ugh.

The Magic lost Jameer Nelson to a torn meniscus this week. That made me a very sad panda. Seriously...this team doesn't catch a break. Especially this season. Rashard Lewis gets suspended for "illegal substances." Vince Carter sprains an ankle. Ryan Anderson sprains an ankle. JJ Redick sprains an ankle. Matt Barnes and Brandon Bass have been playing with flu symptoms. And Marcin Gortat is hurt as well. It really gets to a point where you figure its just not meant to be. It's gotten so bad that I've gotten behind the Magic bringing in Allen Iverson to fill in. I'm actually for the idea. That's how bad it is.

Bill Belichick is a lunatic. And so are people trying to justify the call. Peyton Manning with less than 30 yards? I'd rather send my daughter off to Chuck E. Cheese with R. Kelly.

I don't have a daughter by the way.

Speaking of which, you see that lady who sold her daughter off for sex? How is that humanly possible?

Manny Pacquiao absolutely destroyed Miguel Cotto this weekend. I'm not shocked that he won - but I was surprised at how easy he made it look. He's clearly, at least, right there with Floyd for the P4P crown and this fight needs to happen early 2010.

We're critiquing how Obama bowed now? Really?

I just watched a preview for a Carmen Electra sextape. I love when celebri-whores realize their career is over and bless us with these goodies.

This past weekend's episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" was some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. As I've said...and will continue to say, Larry David is the funniest man on the planet.

Can you escape Blueprint 3? I can't. It's EVERYWHERE. Namely, "Empire State Of Mind." Its on the radio, its on TV, its in stores, its at sporting events. People loving them some Jigga right now.

I finally watched all the X-Men movies after procrastinating for a few years. I gotta say - they're not very good.

I love the movie "Knocked Up." I've seen it a million times. Literally. I've been keeping count. Anytime its on HBO or E!, I have to stop and watch. Great shit.

I think that's it...I guess that's it.

Until next time...peace!

WTF? Vol. 5

Blockbuster is really still in business?

Sketti Fiend Number 000000-01: Jason

The first installment of what will most likely end up being a one installment series; Sketti Fiends. Muhfuckas who fiend for that sketti. This one is submitted by the homie Jason, who decided to take pity on my shitty blog and become the latest victim of my nonsense. I asked him to comment on what it's like to be the inaugural Sketti Fiend. His reply was "I like spaghetti, bro." I can't ask for much more than that.

50 Cent - "Stretch (Crime Wave 2)" Music Video

"The Wu Massacre" Trailer 2

...the anticipation grows.

PICKUP: Dwight Howard Adidas TS Bounce Commander 3

The third installment of the Adidas Bounce Commander series is an impressive one. Not very much changed from the last model, but the little tweaks (ie. strap, materials, sock liner) definitely make it appealing. I will make panties hit pavement when I put them on. Because I have sex on pavement often.

HOOD FIGHT ALERT: Four Women Whip Dude's Ass

I had to start posting these on my blog because I, like many of you, can't resist watching a good hood fight. In this one, four women and a guy get into it at the Chinese Food spot. I wish I understood what was going on...but the ass whipping is very evident.

Adidas TS Supernatural Commander

Everybody knows how I feel about the Three Stripes. Underrated. And I may be a little biased - but fuck it. The leaked photos of the upcoming Adidas Supernatural Commander validate anything I've been saying about the Stripes. They're putting out some of the best ball shoes in the game. The technology is coming together. The designs are coming together. They're doing more with colors. This shoe is poised to be among the best they've ever done. At least from a looks perspective. They're fucking beautiful. And they make me want to engage in a little sexual intercourse. With a female, not shoes. Because that would be weird.

More pictures HERE, HERE, and HERE.

50 Cent f. Ne-Yo - "Baby By Me" Music Video

This song is so gay. Remember when he made fun of Ja Rule for being a soft niggra?

6-1!!!!!!!!!!

That shit don't really got the same ring to it. :(