Fuck You, USPS

Fuck you, USPS. Stop putting these fucking rookie carriers on my route - giving my neighbor's mail to me and giving my mail to some other motherfucker. I'm tired of it. Especially today...when I was really looking forward to my mail. Only to check it and see that I got a bunch of somebody else's mail - and mine is probably stuffed in somebody else's box. (No intercourse-o). On top of all this, you have the absolute worst tracking system out of all the major carriers. Shit never updates properly. Sometimes, it doesn't even update at all. Waste of got damn money.

FUCK YOU!

Bye.